A rabbit once courted a heifer.
To his pleas, though, she couldn't be deafer.
She told him, “You're nice,
“But you lack certain spice.”
So he made of himself hasenpfeffer.

Based on the suggestion: “hasenpfeffer”

I only knew the word “hasenpfeffer” from the Laverne & Shirley theme song. But research has shown me that it's a German stew of rabbit (hase) with pepper (pfeffer) and other spices.