I sampled some fake vegan cheese
And I'm sorry, it didn't appease.
It's as like the real thing
As a cheap playground swing
Is to the Flying Wallendas' trapeze.

In this world there are things – you may find –
Quite distinct and yet still “of a kind.”
Like cheese from a vegan
And verse from a Vogon:
They're both best politely declined.

Based on the suggestion: "fake vegan cheese"

If you're not familiar with Vogons, they compose the third worst poetry in the universe, according to Douglas Adams in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.