My nana was born in Peru
So her proverbs are slightly askew.
One I never forgot:
She would say, "A washed pot
Never spoils." I guess that that's true...

Based on the suggestion: "A washed pot never spoils"

A river horse (erstwhile anonymous)
Had a yen for a title synonymous
With herself and her breed
When she burned her CD,
So she titled the thing "Hippeponymous."

Based on the suggestion: "Hippeponymous"

Eponymous adj. named after a specific person